RP sesh of Fb- Hetalia themed eventual FrUK

So uh this is an RPing session that occurred at about half two in the morning on Facebook, it includes Poland, Canada and England with appearances from Belgium, Prussia and France. It somehow ends up as FRUK (I think) and any bizarre comments in double bracket was made by one of us out of character. At the end protect your feels. My only warnings; kinda crackish, some rude words and a Drunk England.

Poland: Like, totally hai guys *neon pink sparkle*

Canada: h-hi Poland

Poland: O hai America

Canada: I'm not America, I'm Canada

England: *walks in front door with umbrella* Bloody rain, morning chaps

Canada: Morning, England

Poland: *sprinkles glitter*

England: I mean it, if it rains anymore we'll have to build a bloody boat. I'm going to make tea, anyone else for it?

Canada: I'm fine.

England: Your loss *disappears into kitchen*

Poland: I’ll have some tea, add some dye

Poland: *throws pink dye to England*

Canada: *puts headphones in*

England: Ow you git that hit me!!

Poland:  Whatever

Poland: No time 4 h8rs

England: *comes back with tea tray and a large pink stain on shirt*

Poland: Oh em gee, where u buy that top?

Canada: *laughs behind hand*

Poland: It looks good

England: *looks down* buggering hell!! This was my favourite shirt!! I'm going to change. *removes tie then leaves the room*

Poland: Oh em gee

Poland: totes messed up spells

Poland: U think England will let me borrow that secsee top?

Canada: Doubt it

Poland: Pffft

Poland: ENGLAND LET ME HAVE UR SHIRT

England: *comes back in wearing an ‘I heart USA’ top* This one? You can have it, but it’s only thing clean at the moment

Poland: O.O dood

Poland: DESPERATE

Canada: That's a nice t-shirt

England: *blushes* IT'S NOT MY FAULT FOOLS!! I DIDN'T BUY IT!!!

Poland: America, England totes wants u

England: NO I DON'T SHUT UP YOU WANKER!!!!

Poland: Don’t hide it

Poland: Let me help u

Canada: ((canada may say random lyrics from songs, sorry I'm listening to panic at the disco and fall out boy and paramore X3)) W-what? I-I'm not America!

Poland: All teh ladies leik me

England: I DON'T NEED HELP BECAUSE I DON'T LOVE HIM!!!!*slumps onto sofa and drinks tea*

Canada: *hums*

Poland: *hums in sexy and I’m polish*

England: *grip tightens on tea cup, someone's getting annoyed*

Canada: *taps foot slightly to beat of young volcanos*

Poland: Hey guise?

England: Yes?

Poland: Let’s do something fun

Poland: I’m totally bored

England: I have a feeling your idea of fun won't be my cup of tea

Canada: Like what?

Poland: Let’s totally go out for dinner

England: Where do you have in mind, England has loads of fine establishments

Prussia: ((hey guys))

Poland: hahahahahahahhahahahahhahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Poland: No at my haus

Poland: ((hey kel kel))

England: ((Hi ))

Canada: *is slightly scared*

Canada: ((bonjooour ^o^)

England: I don't see what is so funny, English cuisine is among some of the best in the world

Poland: but um...

Poland: I...

Poland: went there last week...

Poland: Yeah...

Poland: Let’s try something different for today

Poland: yeah...

England: Plus I am not going out with this stupid t shirt on, what if America were to see it

Canada: ((goddangit paramore nearly jumped out of my skin again TT_TT))

Poland: But that shirt is fabulous

England: No it bloody isn't what imbecile would WANT to walk around with a top that says ‘I heart USA’

Canada: America probably would...

Poland: ;A; don’t shout at meh

England: Hence the word imbecile

Poland: I have issues with people shouting at meh

Prussia: ( ( i'm just pretty much sitting here stalking the chat XD))

England: ((XD))

Canada: ((naah ur fine lol xD))

Poland: ((Y stranger want to b ma friend))

England: One wouldn't have to yell at you if you didn't suggest such nonsense

Prussia: ((Of course!))

Belgium: ((hello. I see its rp time already. :3))

England: ((It is no yaoi though, yet: P))

Belgium: *Belgium walks in-again.* oh! Hello everyone!

Canada: Hi Belgium

England: Good morning love *nods politely* Ignore my top, Poland somehow ruined my other

Poland: shhhhhh

Poland: It’s totally hawt naw

Belgium: oh. Why is that?

Prussia: ((I don't know if I should do Prussia or France, either one, it will probably be my first time roleplaying either of them))

England: NO IT ISN'T THERE IS A PINK STAIN ALL OVER IT!!!

Canada: ((its fine~))

Belgium: ((join us!!))

Canada: England, p-please don't shout...

Poland: U SHUT UR FAICE IMMA FASHION DESIGNER

Belgium: w-wait... did I come in at a wrong time?

England: *sighs* I suppose you're right. I'm sorry that was not how a gentleman should act. I shall leave that to do around the damn frog.

Canada: maybe a little... if you don't want to be involved, come listen to music with me

Prussia: *Walks in awesomely* ZE AWESOME PRUSSIA IS HERE

Poland: oh hai Prussia, totally fabu today

Canada: hi Prussia

England: *rubs temples* why is it the loud ones always come to my house?

Prussia: Pfft. I'm always fabulous

Belgium: I dunno. Maybe the illuminated sign gives it away

Canada: *laughs behind hand*

Poland: oh yay ahahahahahh

England: *sips tea* I know it's a shame that spell went wrong

Canada: what spell?

Poland: *doorbell rings*

Poland: oh England?~

PoIland:  forgot to mention

England: The one that originally was going to decorate my house for Christmas. Mention what? Please nothing stressful

Poland: I totally 4got to tell u that I invited everyone 4 a party at ur house

Canada:*facepalm*

Belgium: I-i am just confused at this moment in time...

England: You. Did. What???

Prussia: I LOVE PARTIES! BUT I ALWAYS MAKE THE AWESOME PARTIES BECAUSE I AM ZE AWESOME PRUSSIA!

England: THERE IS NO PARTYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Canada: *hums nine in the afternoon*

Poland: dood, its ur berthdai

Poland: we partay in style

England: IT IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Poland:......

Poland: *hits England*

Poland: Its ur burthdai

England: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT FOR ??!!! AND STOP SAYING IT'S MY BIRTHDAY1!!!

Poland:....

Canada: It's better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

Poland:..........

England: POISE AND RATIONALITY??? You can't have that around these people!!!

Canada: You have to try, don't you? *shrugs*

Poland:.......

England: *calms down slightly* Why aren't more people like you Mattie? If I have to credit the frog with one thing he raised you well.

Poland:......

Canada: I'm just glad that you remember me

Poland: .....

England: You're the only one in the family I can have a civil conversation with without getting molested or screamed at.

Poland: .......

Poland: Can we party now?

England: NOOOOO!!! NOT IN MY HOUSE!!!! 

England: Tell you what I give up!!! I need a drink!!!! Something that has alcohol in it!!! Then I'm going to hex anyone to the moon that thinks they can party in my house!!!

Poland:....

England: *goes off in search for the alcohol cabinet*

Poland: Have one off my cocktails

Poland: *hands pink cocktail, slightly smoking*

Canada: *groans and rubs eyes*

England: What the bloody hell is in this??

Poland: its leik

Poland: vodka

Poland: beer

Poland: gin

Poland: and some other stuff i stole from Russia’s house

Poland: mixed with tea

Poland: and pink dye

England:*gulps it down in seconds* don't care anymore, where's my wand??

Poland:*hands wand*

Poland: *now painted pink*

Canada:*drags Poland away from England* are you trying to get yourself killed?!

England: *sways slightly* now if any of you even THINK about partying under my roof I will curse you!!! hahahahah

Poland:....

England: *hiccups* I need another drink

Poland: I’m going to the bathroom, *hands England cocktails*

Poland: *in bathroom*

Belgium: heh heh......fun party... right?

England: *drinks cocktails* IT IS NOT A PARTY!!!!! *hiccups*

Poland: hey Lithuania, totally bring the Baltics over to England’s house *puts down phone*

Belgium: i-its not?!

Poland: okay I’m back guys

England:*hiccups* no the blonde bimbo Poland just thinks it is *hiccups* I forget is it a boy or a girl??

Canada: Poland’s a boy

England: *drinks another cocktail*

Poland:.....

England: Aaaaare you suuuure???

Poland: you think I’m a bimbo?

Belgium:  i-it’s a boy Iggy...and calm down on the cocktails...

England: Nooooooo I know you are *hiccups*

Poland: .........

Poland: really?

England: *sways while stands* I am great bloody Britain cocktails are no match for me!!!!

Canada: *turns invisible and hides rest of the cocktails*

England: ((I always seem to end up drunk with these RPs XD))

Poland: ;u; im so happy

England: It's hot in here *removes trousers to reveal uk flag boxers*

Poland:......................................

Poland: Did I hire a stripper?

Belgium: seriously Iggy--whoaaa.................................................................................i-im going to go otside now.........

England: *hiccups* am I catholic or protestant??? I don't even know anymore *starts sobbing then hiccupping*

Canada:*comes back visible behind Poland and whispers* do you see what you've done?!

Canada: *goes to comfort England* it's okay, it doesn't matter *pat pat*

England: *sobs* I STILL LOVE HIM!!!! *hiccup*

Canada: who?

England: I CAN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME!!!!! *cries*

Poland: totally America

Canada: ((i have to go TT_TT but i'll try and get on phone if i can))

England: ((Okay bye, man I love being drunken people))*reaches for another drink* AND NOW HE'S GONE!!!!

Poland: Don’t worry

Canada: ((Yo yo on phone))

Poland: I’ll invite America over

England: NOOOO *hiccups* he can't seeee meeee like this. HE ALREADY PITIES MEEEE *cries in corner*

Poland:...

Canada:*goes to comfort him*

England: *moves away hiccups* NO I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY!!! I USED TO BE GREAT!!!!!

Canada: Y-you still are!

Poland:...

Poland: well

Poland: Poland is better

England: *stands on coffee table* I am!!! I still have my youth!!!! *starts crying again* B-but he doesn't love me anymore!!! He doesn't look up to me anymore!!! He looks down at me and it hurts!!!! IT HURTS!!!!

Canada: Arthur you have to tell us who you're talking about

Belgium: I-iggy!!y-you're going to hurt yourself!!

Poland:.....

England: I NEED FRANCE!!!! I will use the frog to make him jealous!!! Then he will come back *jumps off table only to face plant the floor*

Poland: totally America

Poland: I’ll bring France over

Poland:*leaves and brings back France*

Belgium: I told you. What did I say?

Canada:*helps England back onto the sofa*

England: *sobs into Canada’s shoulder* I'm so alone *sniff*

Canada: No you're not. You have me and America and France

England: A-America left me!!!!! THE JERK!!!!

Belgium: a-and me!

Other chat group member: ((Guys my feels stop))

Poland: ((be back in a sec as France))

England: ((SORRY DEAR, HE'S AN EMOTIONAL DRUNK))

England ( whoops sorry as caps))

Canada: W-well England we all have to grow up eventually

England: *sobs* and the frog only teases and molests me. HE'LL LEAVE ME TOO IN THE END!!!!*grabs another drink*

Canada: America wanted to be treated as your equal rather than your little brother. And I doubt France will be leaving any time soon

England: BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE TO LEAVE ME!!!!!

Belgium: u-uh...Iggy? I wouldn't grab that next drink if I were you.

England: I HAVE THE RIGHT TO DRINK IN MY OWN HOME!!!!! Or will that be taken from me too???? *starts crying*

Belgium: b-but not that much!!

Canada: Come here, listen to this *puts headphones in England's ears and plays alone together*

France: *DOOR SMASHES OPEN*

France: BONJOUR~

Canada: *under breath* Merde...

England: DAMN FROG!!! THAT IS MAHOGANY!!!!!((XD I'm sorry I NEEDED to quote that))

Canada: ((XD))

France: ... zhe door is leik your feelings for me now, yees?~

France: It is OPEN

England: *hiccups* I don't know what you mean *wipes tears* Come to gloat at the state of me?? *sobs*

France:....Poland told me you were pining for me~

France: of course~

France: 'ow could you resist

France: *sparkle*

England: I DID NOTHING OF THE SORT!!! NOT YOU *wobbles in attempt to stand*

Canada:  *helps stand up*

England: *takes another bottle of whatever*

France: ...

France: oh, a party?~

Canada: T-to be fair, Arthur you did say you would need him to make America jealous or something like that...

England:*drops bottle and looks confused* I *hiccup* did?

France:*France is distracted by Poland’s cocktails*

Canada: Y-yes *kicks bottle out of sight*

England: hahahaha A brilliant plan *hiccup* FRANCE!!!

France: yees?~

France:*sashays to England:*

England: *blushes* T-take me!!

France: O.O

England: ((OMFG laughing so hard))

France: um

France:*tries to stay calm*

Canada: ((I don't know how I feel about this anymore... ballad of Mona Lisa just came on xD))

France: honhonhon~

France: take you?

England: *looks adorable and drunk*

France: <.<

France: >.>

France: well...

Canada: ((God now it's light em up))

France: he is so kyootttt

England: *blushes harder* D-damn frog, *hiccup* yes or no?

France: *takes engie in his arms* OF COURSE~

England: Wait!! America is not here!!

France:.....

France: What do you mean?

England: ((threesome hahahaha I kid XD Sorry)) D-doesn't matter, he doesn't care anyway

Canada: ((Pfffft don't say that around delia lol))

France: (( threeeeeesome~))

England: ((we were all thinking it XD))

Canada: Y-yes he does! He cares so much about you!

England: *starts sobbing again* Then why isn't h-he here with m-me??

France:...

France: well, I’m here

France: Doesn’t that say something?~

England: ..... y-you only care about m-molesting me and teasing me don't you???

France: gah! Of course not!

France: I just..

France: want your attention

England: ((seriously gais this would make an awesome Fruk fic))

France: ((yussss))

England: *sniffs* I-i didn't know *clutches head* this is so confusing!!

France: shhhh, you are very drunk~

France:...

France: *holds tighter*

France: *thinks* I wish 'e knew that I did care..

England: *clings to France* whispers- I-i don't want to be alone

France: (( oh lawd ;A)

England: ((MY FEELS!!!!))

France: I won’t leave you England.. Never again..

 England: looks up at France with teary eyes* Y-you mean it?? *looks away* H-he said he wouldn't leave me but..... *tear escapes eyes, hides face in France's shoulder*

France: I mean it..

France: if being with America makes you happy then I’ll just have to live with it

France: But I hoped..

France: That I could make you happy

England: H-he used to make me h-happy. But he left me, in the mud like I-I was nothing....

England: And t-then there's you. You bully me, tease me, but you were always there...

England: ((You know which meme I have in my head? I’ll give you a clue the caption is; KILL ALL THE FEELS!!!))

France: ((well, let us murder the feels savagely))

France: so England?~

France: *lifts up chin*

France: What do you want?

England:*looks at France and whispers*… Y-you

France (*cries forever*))

England: ((And they all lived happily ever after with numerous sexy times that night))

END~